THE WEDNESDAY RANT-SCHITT CREEK

While hard numbers are difficult to obtain, one study asserts that some 41 % of Americans believe that dinosaurs and humans roamed the Earth at the same time during some period in history. According to multiple studies conducted by a range of establishments, it’s been suggested that upwards of 12 million Americans (about 4% of the population) believe that interstellar lizard-men secretly run the world. While 50% of Americans believe Global Warming is real and caused by humans (President Trump however believes it was created by the Chinese) the same people think that somehow they are exempt from the effects of climate change. Another canoe trip up Schitt Creek.