The Wednesday Rant

I was just about to lower the boom on the onslaught of emails I have gotten from Joe Biden and Donald Trump (they apparently know me but I don't know them) and how each of them needs my money right now (or at least by midnight) in the race to save the republic.

 

But, Joe and Donny will have to wait, because something else has my attention.

 

Lower lifeforms, nitwits, halfwits and dimwits posing as real people with one goal in mind-getting the inside track on my life, liberty and pursuit of happiness.

 

Hold on to your lugnuts, time for an overhaul!